Snow business

It’s another snow day. Prepare for a curmudgeonly rant.

Schools are closed. Once again, for a storm in the forecast, not for any conditions present at the beginning of the day. When I was a kid we counted years between snow days. Now we count the days or weeks.

Image from National Weather Service, Blizzard of ’78

You’ve doubtless heard about folks who claim to have walked uphill 5 miles both ways to get to school. Obviously, that’s hyperbole. But my brother and I shared a pair of boots. I carried him to school in the morning. He wore the boots and carried me home in the afternoon. He was bigger so we figured he would be stronger in the afternoon. “Oh, you had it easy!” my neighbor says. “You had a pair of boots! We had one boot between us, so we had to carry each other to school while hopping on one foot!”

It was actually easier to get to school in a snowstorm. Being Finlanders, we always had a pair of skis around and they were less size-dependent than boots.

Snow day

We didn’t cancel school because of the cold, and wind chill was not an issue – it was the CRT of its time, an esoteric school of thought known only to meteorologists, not the public.

Now THAT’S cold!

I remember days so cold that, when we talked on the way to school, the words froze in mid-air and we had to carry them into the building and thaw them out in order to have a conversation. If someone was particularly wordy, we’d sometimes have to toss some out when they became too heavy to carry. Conversation would be harder to follow due to the missing words.

Image from Pharo Heating and Cooling

If the roads were too icy, we’d skate to school. Skates were easier to afford than boots, as we had a Skate Exchange, where you could trade outgrown skates in for new ones.

So the next time you hear someone complain about they rough they have it, remember it is nothing like it was in 1948.

Snow sculpture

I hit the Lake Geneva Snow Sculpture contest while still in progress this year. That meant two things: 1) sculptors were still working and; 2) it was a lot more crowded than when going the Monday after it ends. With above-freezing temperatures in the forecast, I was afraid of too much melting by Monday.

Batman in ice. Note sun damage on left. The ice sculptures on the sunny side of the street were in bad shape.
Ice lobster
Ice bear
Back side
Front side
Dragon – with moose rack? and donkey
She is drawing a sword (visible from the back). I liked the juxtaposition of the snow and human faces
Otter
Finishing touches on a fish
The sculptors all worked from scale models in clay. They had to submit photos to be accepted into the competition.
Top of sculpture below
Too big/not a wide enough lens to see it all. (And too many people to stand farther away and see anything but spectators.)
The sculptors used a variety of tools. Most looked custom-made. This and the two images above are all the same piece.
From an Edward Lear poem, The Old Man With a Beard
One Bear Band
Otter with Sousaphone
Since this was a favorite, the sculptor deserved to be more in focus.
Front side of hunter. (This one is from a cell phone, that’s why the snow color looks different.)
The back side. If you didn’t walk around, you missed the best part.

Teams came from Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Illinois, Iowa, North Dakota, Colorado, Alaska, New York, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

Winter triathlon?

I walked down to the lake to ski, figuring it was warming up too quickly to want to spend the time to go somewhere with hills. I walked home for lunch, then rode my bike to a lagoon on the other side of the isthmus to skate. Does that count as a triathlon – cross-country skiing, biking, ice skating?

“Hey papa! We’re walking in a winter wonderland!”

Overheard from a toddler in a stroller talking to his dad.

Photo by Phil Brinkman, Wisconsin State Journal

I skied across the lake to Olbrich Park, home of this seasonal labyrinth, made from donated Christmas trees by artist Lillian Sizemore. That’s where I met the toddler and the dad.

Center of labyrinth

The installation included a “tree museum”, made infamous by Joni Mitchell in the song “Big Yellow Taxi”.
“You take all the trees
Put ’em in a tree museum.
Ya charge the people
A dollar and a half just to see ’em.”

There was no charge for this tree museum, but it included a selection of trees commonly used as Christmas trees in these parts, each with a card explaining where the tree is native, how long it can live, and how tall it will grow. They included Scotch and White Pine; Canaan, Frasier, Balsam, and Douglas Fir; Norway, Colorado Blue, and Red Spruce; and Arborvitae.

Meanwhile, as I got off my bike after work, I heard a commotion in the hydrangeas. It wasn’t Mary Hatch from “It’s a Wonderful Life”. It was a Peregrine falcon with a mouse in its talons, tearing through the dried canes and trying to get airborne again. It was maybe ten feet from me. It did not share the snack.

Mary Hatch in the hydrangeas from “It’s a Wonderful Life”

Lake Geneva Winterfest

The winterfest in Lake Geneva (no, Martha, not that Lake Geneva) is over, but that just means the crowd was smaller to look at the snow sculptures. The snow here has been too cold and fluffy for sculpting, so I have no contributions of my own except the photos. The gallery images sometimes get cropped by your browser, so click to open in fullscreen.

“Babies” – Two babies fighting over a pacifier
“Look at Dat Der Buck, Eh” – Yah, we really talk like dat here, or at least up nort we do.
“Roaring Peace” – little girl and lion
“Time” – detail of face
“When Grief Takes Wing, Love Remains” – lily
“There be Dragons Here”

There were also ice sculptures. On the shady side of the street they were still in pretty good shape.

$2/hour to park, or drive out on the lake and park with the fishers for free.

Snow

If you’ve looked at this blog more than once, you probably know I like sculpting in snow; one of the profile images is of a guy in my backyard.

And there’s this couple in my front yard

I went to a winter carnival last year to see the work of the pros.

I just read about a Finnish architect and his work sculpting on a frozen lake. These images are from the Twitter page of Pasi Widgren:

He does his work on a frozen lake, with a shovel.

No snow sculpting around here this week. I have my front door open, providing passive solar heat from the sunny, enclosed, south-facing front porch.